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Stuffed with ’90s Hollywood hunks, this horror flick/road movie flick is really an education video about bromances gone bad: Dawson’s Creek star Kerr Smith plays a hapless rube who unwisely invites Roswell’s Brendan Fehr on a cross-country road drive.īut it turns out Fehr is actually a vampire hunter intent on staking bloodsucking man candy like Simon Rex ( Jack & Jill) and Johnathon Schaech ( Models, Inc.) Iincluding his best friend, Dickie (Jude Law).Īnd potential boyfriend Peter (Jack Davenport). While some people would bristle at calling this star-studded hit a “horror movie,” it’s essentially the story of a sinister wannabe (Matt Damon) who kills off any dude he finds himself attracted to. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)ĭirector Adam Marcus said he included the scene because previous Friday the 13th installments were somewhat sexist and he wanted to make sure there was equal amounts of male and female nudity. In one scene, a character possessed by Jason ties up another man and shaves off all his body hair, before French kissing him and inserting the Jason parasite into his mouth. While several of the Friday the 13th flicks boast queer themes, none is quite as homoerotic-or insane-as Jason Goes to Hell.
Getting to gazing upon the chiseled delights of Christian Bale for 90 minutes mostly made up for the gorier parts in this expose of ’80s-era excess and narcissism.Īnd when a closeted gay guy hits on Patrick, he actually lets him go. Um… progress? Meanwhile Michael’s little brother, Sam (Corey Haim), definitely reads like a little gayling, what with his sexy Rob Lowe poster, daring wardrobe choices and bathtub showtunes. It doesn’t help that Sutherland’s vampire gang look like backup dancers in an Adam and the Ants video. Gay director Joel Schumacher’s ode to eternal puberty is more than just a little queer: Just count the lingering stares between new arrival Michael (Jason Patric) and vampire leader Kiefer Sutherland as Jamie Gertz hovers in the background. What up, wee-otch? This 2006 all-boy ripoff of The Craft is worth watching for a bumper crop of surly, shirtless himbos who don’t seem to pay much attention to girls.įun trivia: Covenant’s cast included future stars Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford and Sebastian Stan. Nope, there’s nothing homoerotic about this movie poster. Sadly, Josh’s heteroflexibility leads to his falling prey to a Dutch psychopath with a surgical fetish. When the guys have a foursome in creepy Slovakia, it’s Pax Josh can’t keep his eyes off of. In Eli Roth’s 2005 breakout slasher flick, backpacking American Josh (Derek Richardson) clearly has a crush on his buddy Paxton (Jay Hernandez).
Below, we hack through our 13 favorite homoerotic horror movies.